This is a hilarious outfit. Old Hollywood hair meets Moschino full-length camouflage dress with super-tight bodice and military netting as a train. Madonna has given us so much, and she keeps on giving. Thank you.

You know modesty dressing is happening when even Jennifer Lopez does it on the red carpet. This is ice-blue head-to-toe Valentino. Classy. But is it avant-garde? That’s the question.